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It was difficult to read all of these…

I mean, My eyes ached like a bear’s waking up from hibernation as I unceremoniously trudged through reading all of Stephanie Meyers’s sentences glitter teen angst werewolves my life is so hard when everyone thinks I’m beautiful except me.

(Source: reasoningwithvampires, via paranoiaismyguide)

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